Thursday, October 06, 2005

A new diet for traveling

My grandmother used to say: "If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything."

I guess I've modified that over the past few weeks as it relates to blogging: "If you don't have something reasonably interesting...or at least amusing...to write, then don't write anything."

Odd thing is that I've been feeling kind of bloggy lately. Run down, lost my thyroid medicine, several IBS attacks and have not been in the gym for a few weeks. Just damn busy more than anything.

But I have a new source of motivation. I'm going to Costa Rica in mid-November and thinking of a new weight loss strategy: My plan is to drink all the beer I can while I'm down there. On the last day of my trip, I'm going to bottle some of the local water and bring it back home. Once home, I'll start rehydrating with the Costa Rican water and then the dysentary should be good for a 15-20 pound weight loss in short time.

Hmmm, maybe I should cover my bathroom with plastic first. (DWG Weight: 233 lbs.)

5 comments:

Ubermilf said...

Why don't you just take numerous hallucinagenic drugs so you think your food is trying to kill you? That would work, because you'd be running away from the food as well as not eating it.

The Guidepoint Guy said...

Finally! Someone who's tapped into "what would really work" for someone like me. You are the best, Uber. A genius, really. (Must be the fact that you have young kids that lets you tap into a mind like mine).

Sky said...

You know I thought the same thing that the little dough boy was taking a leak. Makes me want to go home and throw away that cookie dough :).

The Costa Rican diet sounds like my kinda diet though :)

Canoes under my shoes said...

Ah...go ahead and shit out all that fat. Just don't ask me to come over and clean it up.

sammie said...

all I can say is EEEEWWWW!
Even WEEKS on the treadmill sounds bettter than this!!!
Self induced stomach flu?
I think the hot dog diet was better! And probably alot less to lean up after!
ha ha!